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Superstars and Divas at home on the range
Posted by on December 18th, 2009.

But the one Superstar that received universal jeers for his range performance was none other than the United States Champion, The Miz.

“Miz was terrible,” Kelly Kelly said. “I think Layla shot better than him. And she’s from England, it was her first time shooting a gun.”

“Me and JTG should be recruited for the Army, and Miz should be recruited as a garbage man,” Shad joked. “Cryme Tyme’s aim was impeccable.”

The U.S. Champion tried to explain away his poor performance at the range. “The facts are, there were two guns in the shade, and one in the sun, and the hardest thing to do is shoot guns in the sun because you can’t see out of the sight. There’s a reflection out there,” Miz described.

“Everyone goes to the shaded guns so they can hit the targets. I said no, I want to go to into the sun, because I want the hardest one possible. I hit (targets) 5 times … everyone else was afraid of that gun. Everyone says The Miz was bad at that gun …. no, I say The Miz was the best at that gun!”

Miz was also disturbed by the reception he received from our troops at the range.

“I took an 18-hour flight out there to see them, and all these people do is boo me? They should be kneeling down to me like a god,” Miz demanded.










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